"Hit the nail on the head"

Films: Nail Gun Massacre (1985)

Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Civilized area/Forest

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: We've seen killers with knives, chainsaws, drills, and other things you don't let your five-year old near at all times. Now here comes someone with a thing that combines sharpness with pinpoint accuracy. It's a nail gun alright.

History: After his sister got raped by several people at a construction site, diner owner Bubba Jenkins went mad with vengeance, donning a black helmeted suit and wielding a nail gun to kill those responsible, as well as everyone in his path. The sad thing is that his sister isn’t aware that he's the one doing it, and doesn't seem too keen on him murdering everyone.

Notable Kills: Nails a guy so that he falls on his own running chainsaw, and kills another after nailing him in the nards. Ouch.

Final Fate: After being ousted as the killer, Bubba tries to run from authority, but slips while climbing a crane and dies on impact with the Earth.

Powers/Abilities: None

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 3.5-Admittingly, a nail gun is no joking matter, and the kills are gruesome as they are frequent. Bubba's only held back by how his modulated voice sounds just a little goofy, like a mechanized Patrick Warburton.

Trivia: -This film was directed by Terry Lofton, a stuntman for the hit show "The Dukes of Hazzard".

-This film was inspired by Terry witnessing a couple construction workers having a mock fight with nail guns. A scene like that does make it into the final product.


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DUDE! Not funny in context!

"I thought this was waterproof! DAMMIT!"
Still not funny!

At least she didn't drive them in.


If you thought laundry day was bad before, it's only going to get worse.


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